Saturday, August 13, 2011
My wife refused to shovel the driveway and dig my truck out. Would she be subject to stoning in a Muslim court
As most of you know NY state was hit by a tremendous amount of snow the last week, almost 6 feet here in Weslake county..Anyways, I told my wife I wanted her to run to the liquor store and get me a six pack and some chips as American Idol was coming on and there is that y gal judge Paula Abdul and I wanted to watch her. So the show starts at 8pm Est. and I told the wife to get busy by 3:30 or she would be late. She says NO, it would be dangerous to our baby ( she's 7.5 mos. preggos ), well we all know that's crap, excersise is reccomended by doctors. So I told her that in a Muslim country, she would be stoned to death for disobeying her husband, she's says " so what we live in America ( yes she's is saucy when she's preggos)", so instead of stoning her, I made her sleep under the porch for a night..All I heard was honey...honey...help, it's cold and a raccoon is biting my ankles, like whined all freakin night..I let her in the am and sure enough under the frostbite were racoon bite
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