Movie/book fans, who would win and why?

The scene: a post apocalypse demolition derby of unrestricted boundaries. The contestants: Christine, The Car, Killdozer, Herbie, Knightrider, the Ford Fairlane from that old twilight zone episode "You Drive" and several semi-trucks and other orted machinery from Trucks/Maximum Overdrive. Only one can drive away, but temporary team ups are allowed. Who takes it, and how/why?